”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you* ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”
Wrf is aestethic tho
I some how accidentally threw my phone onto my face and it hurt a lot
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
People that find me funny:
2. My grandma*
*I don’t have a grandma
I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.